What are the benefits of smoking for men?

　　It started with a joke. A businessman was promoting his new cigarette product to people. An old man in the crowd said loudly: "Smoking has three major benefits: First, dogs are afraid of smokers.； Second, thieves don’t dare to steal cigarettes from other people’s houses. ； Third, smokers are forever young. ” For a time, the audience in the audience was in high spirits, and the businessman even beamed with joy. But the old man waved his hand and continued: "Why? Because: 1. People who smoke often have hunched backs. When the dog sees it, he thinks he is about to pick up stones and hit him. ； 2. Smokers at night cough , the thief thought he was awake and did not dare to steal； 3. Smokers are short-lived, so they are always young. ”

　　Well, there is a saying on the cigarette pack that smoking is harmful. healthy , we are actually discussing the benefits of smoking here. It can only be said that we are abnormal human beings. Below are the benefits of smoking summarized by YMs, please share them to encourage us!

　　First, the clerk at the drugstore will always remember you and will know you are buying Pipa Lu as soon as you go there.；

　　Second, there is no need to buy pension insurance；

　　Third, it can be used as a temporary cure when being abandoned.；

　　Fourth, you can donate your lungs for research after you die.；

　　Fifth, after entering the class room, the only thing you can ask for during the interrogation；

　　Sixth, increase national tax revenue and reduce unemployment；

　　Seventh, the smell of cigarette smoke on your clothes plus some perfume and lipstick marks can be the best props for your girlfriend to break up with you.；

　　Eighth, if you don’t smoke and smoke low-quality cigarettes, you can understand the meaning of remembering the bitter and thinking of the sweet.；

　　9. The family planning policy can be implemented；

　　Tenth, increase Hospital income and promote medical development；

　　11. Quick finished product of hoarse magnetic voice；

　　12. Ashtray manufacturers never worry about going bankrupt, and the same goes for lighter manufacturers.；

　　Thirteenth, you can learn some philosophy of life from tobacco advertisements with the small words "Smoking is harmful to health"；

　　Thirteen, this number seems unlucky, but YMs probably won’t mind. This is probably because they have long been immune to crisis arguments about health and life. In fact, tobacco is also a kind of medicine. In the early days, it was also used to treat diseases and save people.

　　It is said that tobacco is harmful to some disease：Uterus Enditis, Parkinson's disease, colon ulcer, pregnancy toxicity anemia , osteoporosis, etc., and has certain therapeutic and preventive effects. Smoking can prevent and alleviate Alzheimer's disease, travel syndrome, attention deficit, ulcerative colitis, etc. Smoking at the same time can enhance memory and regulate mood. Most YMs smoke to regulate their emotions. I believe this should be recognized by many people.

　　All things arise naturally, and every species has its reason for existence. Tobacco has a long history. When we talk about the benefits of tobacco, it seems to go against the mainstream of society and to justify the name of tobacco companies. What we want to say is that everything should be done in moderation. Smoking less and minimizing the harm caused by smoking may really reflect some of the medicinal value of tobacco in some aspects.

　　Drinking more tea, less alcohol, eating more foods rich in vitamin C, vitamin B2 and fiber-rich foods, supplementing foods containing iron and vitamin B12, eating more oysters, taking more vitamin E, or smoking harm-reduced cigarettes can alleviate the harm caused by cigarettes to a certain extent.